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EM ILY.


Saturday, March 28, 2009 Y

Ndp practice today, got methodist walk, but nvr go for it. cause got special permission to not go. ndp practice super fun, we keep marching like hell. quite fun lah. cause got alot ppl nvr come for last week de then redo the formation. but still the same, i changed to row 4 no.6. i miss mrs. pineapple. she go to the first one. same row still. i wonder who is mr.pineapple. our marching sucks. so messy, i turn wrong side no one see me except for some guides. is it because im too short?! or they dont give me face?! like i very short. fine, im short so. 162 short arh?! <(>.<)/i protest!. short ppl rulz. wadeva. passed this week's practice, next week still very dangerous. FIGHT! DIE DIE ALSO MUST GET IN!!!chilling. liru got pulled out cause the malay girl infront march very slow then she scared get hit by her cause she hit liru until her hand blueblack, then the sir pull her out. my row got alot ppl got pulled out. almost half. i frm 6 become 4. ciao. i going to die.

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Thursday, March 26, 2009 Y

x country today. run and jog and walk like siao. only got 1 water station. went to marina square ltr. beibei very suey. buy the cheese fries and the zinger buger both drop on floor. then she nothing eat then start crying. crybaby lah. cry somemore ltr the eyes sluch down. will happen de. cause my cousin the frewn eyes also become like those kind. then ate until half then got a group of ppl come in. on of the woman hor, the sound scarier than joyce. then she keep saying. u my husband liao, u my husband liao. then the man say no the woman scream and shake her head like siao. then went to watch confession of shop-a-holic. bleh, the mannaquine very disgusting. the eye dont have eyeball how to wink. the the rebecca stop buying things that time the mannaquine all clapping. okay. tuition soon. man, my dad scolded me again. cause i say i smack to him. the my mum smack him! haha!!

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A- Amanda
B- BeiBei
C- Cordelia
D- Dionis
E- Emily
F- Fifah
G- Gabrielle
H- Heather
I- Isabelle
J- Jean
K- Kenlia
L- LiRu
M- Michelle
N- Natalie
O- Olivia
P- Pink
Q- Quiching.
R- Raina
S- SiHui
T- TingHui
U- -
V- Venice.
W- WunTeng
X- Xin yi.
Y- YingTian
Z- Zoey

1. Can R & S be together in BGR?
# they not les. .
2. How is L related to you?
# frewn .
3. Does Y know Z?
# yes
4. If C betrays you, will you kill him/her?
# i smack her , chop her up and feed the flesh and bone to dogs.
5. If K steals your bf, what will you do to her?
# {i smack.
6. What if A tells you that he/she have a crush on you?
# {vomit
7. Will you and M get into fight?
# i punch first.
8. Who does B have a crush on?
# {yes yes! but not sure.
9. If W calls you a bitch, what will you do?
# {she not that bad lah.
10. What's the relationship between D and you?
# friend.
11. Who does G likes?
# CONFIDENTIAL
12. Who is H's best friend?
# crystal?
13. What colour does T likes?
# {??
14. Where does N lives?
# {Natalie} around macpherson .
15. Did you and Q had a fight before?
# {yeah.
16. Who is P's boyfriend?
# {dont have lah. i think.
17. What can you say about J?
# crazy.
18. What if V tells you that she hates you?
# {i hate her back? return the favor.
19. What if X come knocking your house door?
# {she live with me what.
20. Tag 6 people to do this :
TADA!!

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TEN ARE YOUS
- Are you single? : yes .
- Are you happy? : naoh .
- Are you bored? : alot.
- Are you fair? : nah, im only going to fair price when necessary .
- Are you Italian? : no .
- Are you intelligent? : then.
- Are you honest? : yes yes yes.
- Are you nice? : no .
- Are you Irish? : no .
- Are you Asian? : yes .

TEN FACTS
- Full Name: Emily chai sin hui, i cant even spell my name properly!
- Nicknames: emercrap, edward, emerson, tranny.
- Birth place: Singapore, KKH .
- Hair colour: Black .
- Natural Hair Style: straight.
- Birthday: 14october.
- Mood: feel like sleeping.
- Favourite colour: Indigo , black, red, blue .
- One place you'd like to visit: Japan .

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
- Have you ever been in love? no .
- Do you believe in love at first sight? noah..
- Do you currently have a crush? nah.
- Have you ever broken anyone's heart? stfu.
- Have you ever been hurt emotionally? physically, yes.
- Have you ever had your heart broken? no. im healthy.
- Have you ever liked anyone but is afraid of telling them? personal.
- Are you afraid of commitment? whats that?
- Who was the last person you hugged? can;t really remember. should be my sister.
- Who was the last person you said I Love You to? my...face.

Ten this or thats
- Love or lust? lust .
- Hard liquor or beer? beer .
- Cats or dogs? cats .
- A few best friends or any regular friends? best friends .
- Creamy or crunchy? crunchy.
- Pen or pencil? pen .
- Wild night out or romantic night in? night out .
- Money or happiness? money.
- Night or day? night .
- IM or phone? phone .

TEN HAVE YOU EVERS-
Been caught sneaking out? trying to go to the nearest convenience store in the middle of the night in malaysia. .
- Seen a polar bear? yes, zoo got alot .
- Done something you regret? yes.
- Bungee jumped? tried once.
- Eaten food that fell on the floor? yes .
- Finished an entire jaw breaker? wad's that ?
- Been caught naked? yeah, by my sister.
- Wanted an ex bf/gf back? no .
- Cried because you lost a pet? no .
- Wanted to disappear ? yeah.

TEN PREFERENCES IN A PARTNER
- Smile or eyes? smile .
- Light or dark hair? dark .
- Hugs or kisses? hugs .
- Shorter or taller? shorter.
- Intelligence or attraction? anything.
- Topman or Zara? wad's that ?
- Funny or serious? funny.
- Older or Younger? anything .
- Outgoing or quiet? anything.
- Sweet or Bad? anything.

TEN HAVE YOUS
- Ever performed in front of a large crowd? yes == .
- Ever talked on the phone for longer than an hour? yes . more than 4 hours !
- Ever tried walking on your hands? 4 steps maybe? then fell .
- Ever been to a rock concert? yes .
- Ever been on a cheerleading team? yes . during pri sch sport day .
- Ever been on a dance team? yes, primary sch.
- Ever been on a sports team?yes, sport day lah .
- Ever been in a drama play/production? camp? .
- Ever owned a BMW, Mercedes Benz, Escalade, Hummer or Bentley? i so poor! .
- Ever been in a rap video? rape video? nah.

TEN LASTS
- Last phone call you made? witheld .
- Last person you hugged? my bolster .
- Last person you hung out with? beibei and dionis.
- Last time you worked? CNY. in malaysia.
- Last person you talked to? mom.
- Last person you IM'd to ? wad's im'd?
- Last person you texted? elaine.
- Last person(s) you went to the movies with? TBB & D .
- Last person/thing you missed? -money.
- Last website visited? eh, mangafox.com

TEN PEOPLE TO DO THIS QUIZ .
anyone .

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Tuesday, March 24, 2009 Y

i seemed to be like, updating every once in 2 days.. the uncle at my house downstairs is super noisy. keep beeping the horn. had bag check for sweets because of a certain someone who ate sweets with very strong smell. stuff my sweets in pencil box and in my skirt. then when mr wong check dionis bag, inside got mensuration pad then mr wong still go touch and continue finding. then went to the sec 2 dunnoe what shit talk. ended at 4.

i forgot what happened ytd. so ya, ciao.

Shitted out @ 4:08 PM

Sunday, March 22, 2009 Y

woke up at 9++ super tiring week for me. morning, my mum and sister went to the memory walk organised by dunnoe who. i dont want to go as too tired. haven do homework yet. GOOD NEWS TO ME! I DIDN'T BRING HOME MY HW! great. just print the picture out. evalutation? in sch. geo? in sch. wow. im breaking records. ciao.
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21 march 2009, Saturday

Ndp practise. it was fun like heaven. we practiced the basics again. the bang was in unison man! UNISON! at sch do drill practise the bang was like firecrackers. miss ng cheat our feelings say need to wear boots but is no need to wear. went to junction 8 after the drill practise. watched paul blart: mall cop. very funny. beibei want to watch 17again and the confessions of shopaholic.
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20 march 2009, friday.

went to bugis with beibei, bought my harvesack. i wanted to buy the red polka bag which beibei called it sexy bag. but dont have new one. so bought another one with the diamond shape pig nose. quite nice lah. beibei want to buy the sexy bag, going to buy with her sometime when i have the time. and when the shop have new ones. went to bishan guide house to buy the guide polo tee. then went to junction 8 to watch the hotel for dogs movie.

Shitted out @ 11:52 AM

Friday, March 20, 2009 Y

At sch for wee kim wee thing ytd, i was raping joycelyn in the front. then use the marker write things on the blog. blahblah, went to take bus with liru to beach road, saw shermaine on the way, went to beach road to eat , the food nice leh! eat until cannot eat. then collected boots, i helped nadin and jacquline to collect their boots. nadin went overseas and jac parents dont allow her come. i bought a white sock also. going to ndp practise tml. need to buy polo tee. goanddie. nvm. also need to buy de. going out with beibei later. godblessme. later go temple with her to purify her soul too contaminated le.

Shitted out @ 9:50 AM

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 Y

i went to cut my hair just now. i told the aunty to cut it short and thin. then i cannot tie it up! gonna bath soon. cya.

Shitted out @ 12:39 PM

Tuesday, March 17, 2009 Y

back frm camp! yay!

DAY 1:
ate breakfast, sec 2 did lashing test for patrol second test. learnt alot of lashings. dinner and then POW. omg, i touch some disgusting things and killed a cockroach. its not my fault! wadeva. die liao die lah. then rush to bath first. then had bag check. brenda brought electronics and was caught. then slept at 2.30 am.

Day 2:
morning eat breakfast, then went to vivo to work out our brains for next year sec 1 orentations. oriole rulz! we finished everything in 15++min. then saw ppl filming. i can't remember the name.then went back to sch.then helped to unpack the tents.afterthat was the blahblahblahblah and taps took our bags and went home.

Shitted out @ 6:42 PM

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recommended by huiying,

1. Beside your lips, where is the favourite spot you get kissed ?
ass.
2. How do you feel when you wake up this morning ?
10more minutes.
3. Who was the last person you took photo with ?
alot ppl
4. Would you consider yourself to be spoiled ?
me? nah! ..
5. Would you ever donate blood ?
i dont have enough blood to run on.
6. Have you ever had a best friend who was the opposite sex ?
ya.
7. Do you wan someone dead ?
-NIL-
8. What does your last message says ?
where you right now?
9. What are you thinking right now ?
fuck.
10. Do you wish someone to be with you right now ?
nope, i just want to sleep.
11. What is the time you go to bed last night ?
2.30am
12. Where did you buy the T-shirt you are wearing now ?
bought it in sch.
13. Is someone on your mind right now ?
why ask again?
14. Who was the last person who texted you ?
friend.
15. People tag to do this quiz?
im lazy.

16. Who is 2 having relationship with ?
with the hp.
17. Is 3 a male or female ?
homo
18. If 7 & 10 gets together will it be a good thing?
yeah!
19. What is 1 studying about ?
phones
20. Is number 4 single ?
yep.
21. Say something about number 5 ?
oh, i forgot.
22. What do you think about 3 & 6 being together ?
-.-
23. Describe number 9.
hoho.
24. What will you do if number 6 & 7 fight?
laugh.
25.Do you like number 8?
abuden, myself leh.

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Sunday, March 15, 2009 Y

okay okay. im quite lazy now days, anyways i read a manga in the morning and its really funny.
the teacher taught the students how to greet people in english, " son of a bitch!" thats the greeting.
then when the student greet foreigners with that, he's dead. things packed for camp? SIR YES SIR! toothbrush? ah, not yet, still need to use later, ah.

MIA-ING FOR 2 DAYS, PLEASE DO NOT LOOK FOR ME ANYWHERE. I'LL BE IN YOUR CUPBOARD FOR 2 WHOLE DAYS PLEASE DO NOT BE SURPRIZE WHEN U SEE ME IN YOUR CUPBOARD. FOR I HAVE TOLD YOU ALR.

Shitted out @ 10:10 PM

Saturday, March 14, 2009 Y

update;
the shirt is express is red colour, N(a) & N (t) white colour. super not fair.
sec 2 camp was super boring except for the marina barrage trip.
day 1, went to NEWater, super boring. then afternoon is pet rocket. it was quite fun being splash by the water. '
day 2 ; morning went to the zoo. gotr alot mosquito. okok lah. dunnow rush until like hell. the question all so...-.- afternoon is marina barrage. hope 2-2 and joy 2-1 good loh. go SC. but marina there can play the water. play until like siao. then the top floor super windy. can fly kite. but is making dry the clothes.we wear white colour, then is like joycelyn exposed!! pictures will all be posted when i feel like doing it. will be on facebook as usual.

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Wednesday, March 11, 2009 Y

got back result slip today. i failed 3! omg. my math the worst. 28/100. see i so smart. tml is sec 2 camp. next week sat start the ndp thing. omg. for every sat. old hag never come. me, sophia and kyrene played with the phones taking pictures around. the pictures will be uploaded on facebook.

Shitted out @ 5:56 PM

Tuesday, March 10, 2009 Y

my math got 19.5/30 (=D) first time i got so high marks. i haven told my mum yet. tml getting the ca1 progress report. bah, i failed alot subject. im gonna be so dead. sec 2 camp going to start on thursday. math remedial was hilarious. when mr bala say joyce have no respect for him, joycelyn made the 'hem' sound. super funny. jing xi and qi cong walked past then dionis told joyce to shout out that jing xi got math remedial, then jing xi keep talking back to mr bala. went with liru, cordelia, joanne, huishan to buy fbt shorts. i bough one. and is super short. when i tried it at home. cannot wear outside. cause is like almost the same length as my undies. omgomgomgomgomg. i should have bought the 3L size. might be longer. i want to refund, or change for a bigger one. $9 one pair leh. tml going to buy boots. heee. cant wait.

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9/3/2009 , monday.
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math test. holy cow. so diff. home econs. miss yee made us stay back for the whole recess then me , dionis & rachel went to the canteen to eat. half a bowl of prawn mee and threw the rest away and ran to the kitchen. lol. mrs wong nvr see us come in late. lucky. =] then the boys practical exam, kept going around to eat the food. chee seong the eg nvr cook properly. half cooked half uncooked, he mixed the jelly with bandung. -.- taste like shit. then i made raymond drink it then raymond keep cheat other ppl feeling. the long yan super nice. jun cheng made the fruit salad. then i kept eating the long yan. yan chuan took a cup and take away alot of long yan. alot ppl come for the long yan until only got 3 left for jun cheng. i forgot the rest.

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Saturday, March 7, 2009 Y

okay, i know i haven updated for quite along time so im doing it now. went to the brownie revel just now. quite fun. taught the brownies toe weaving. im quite good at teaching. they all understand. chi leng teach one brownie until dunnoe like what shit then she like tell me to take over. then is the pack up thing. me and cordelia like crazy ppl. keep taking the wool. we took alot home. i did 9 string de. quite nice. got the spiral thing like how ching siew said. then went to take bus to sch. on the bus we like keep playing with the chair cover. i took it up and put on cordelia's head then is chair cover fight! then liru give me sweet then tell me to ask the2 ladies behind what flavor they want. then the sec 1s also want. natalie sim very bad. she say entitles to sec 2 and above only. then went to mac with huishan, joannae, liru and natalie Sim. went there for lunch. saw ching siew and huiying.
went home with liru.
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06/03/09, friday.

flew kites at art lesson today. mine flew super high. then sophia and kyrene want to play my kite. let them play a while loh. then lisha say spongebob is underwater de. cannot fly. but then spongebob flew super high. too bad lah lisha. gran most suey, the crow go bite his kite. i told him, ' cause your kite super aractive to the bird mah'. lol. sophia,kyrene jueyun is super horny. then keep touching me. after sch is the career thing. super boring. need to ans alot stupid questions. then what. all the jobs are like so high standards need to have 3-years diplopma and GEC "O" , 'A' level. like wtf? then went to change. joycelyn tie the hair into bun like 'bao za tou'. then is guides. toe weaving. heather and beibei keep make new names for me like, emcrap. emson, edward & etc. then shermaine started the 'lau' family. then is match-making. yeah, tats all i remember. pictures will be posted on facebook.

i forgot, beibei washed her consent form with the clothes in the washing machine. ridiculous.

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Thursday, March 5, 2009 Y

1. [x] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [ ] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [ ] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. [ ] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [X] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [X] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. [X] Tried to pull open a door that said push

Running total: 6

11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [X] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [X] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [x] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [x] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [x] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [ ] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [X] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

Running total: 13

21. [x] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [x] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [X] Have run into a closed door
24: [x]Died from stupidity overload.
25. [x] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [X] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. [x] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [x] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [X] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [x] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Running total: 23

31. [ ] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. [ ] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [X] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [X] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
36. [X] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. [X] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [x] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [X] Walked into a pole
40. [X] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident

Running total: 30

41. [X] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. [x] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. [ ] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [ ] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [X] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do
46. [X] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it!
47. [X] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [X] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [x] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

Running total:37

51. [x] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. [X] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. [X] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. [X] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [ ] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. [x] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on
57. [X] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
58. [x] Forgot your own phone number
59. [x] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. [X] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny

Running total: 46

61. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. [ ] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
63. [X] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. [ ] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. [X] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. [X] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. [] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. [X] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. [X] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [ ] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

Running total: 51

71. [ ] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. [X] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. [x] Ran into a door jam
74. [X] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. [X] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. [ ] Have purposely licked playground sand
77. [X] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. [x] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. [X] Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. [X] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt

Running total: 59

81. [X] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. [x] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. [X] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. [x] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. [X] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. [ ] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny
88. [ ] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. [ ] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
90. [x] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.

Running total: 66

91. [X] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. [X] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. [x] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. [ ] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. [x] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren’t even paying attention
97. [x] You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. [X] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class
100.[x] Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Total: 75/ 100

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How old are you going to be when you get married?

Put an X in every box that applies to you.

Add up all the x`s and title subject with the sum as "My marriage age is__"

[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee
[] You keep track of dates using a calendar
[ ] You own more than one credit card
[x] You know how to change the oil in a car
[x] You do your own laundry
[ ] You vote every election
[x] You can cook for yourself
[] You think politics are exciting
[ ] You balance your own checkbook
[ ] Your parents have better things to say than your friends

Total: 4

[ ] You show up for school/college/work every day early.
[ ] You always carry a pen in your pocket/purse
[ ] You've never gotten a detention
[] You have never smoked a cigarette
[] You have never gotten completely trashed
[x] You have forgotten your own birthday at least once
[x] You like to take walks by yourself
[] You've watched talk shows.
[ ] You know what 'credibility' means without looking it up
[] You drink coffee[caffiine] at least once a week.

Total: 3

[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you do it.
[x] My parents trust me
[ ] You can mow the lawn
[x] You can make adults laugh without being stupid
[ ] You remember to water the plants
[x] You study when you have to
[x] You pay attention at school/college
[ ] You remember to feed your pets

Total: 7

[x] You can spell 'experience' without looking it up.
[ ] You work out on a regular basis.
[x] You clean up your own mess
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out
[x] You have gained weight since middle/high school
[] The first thing you do when you wake up is get caffeine
[] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said
[x] You can type quickly

Total: 5

[ ] You have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party
[ ] You have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay
[ ] Most of all your friends are older than you are
[] You can say no to staying out all night
[x] You use the internet every day
[ ] Your wardrobe hasn't changed in a while
[] You can read a book and actually finish it

Total: 1

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Wednesday, March 4, 2009 Y

How much of your teenage life have you messed up ?

TAG 25 FRIENDS; REMEMBER TO TAG THE PERSON WHO TAGGED YOU!

[X] Gotten detention.
[x] Gotten your phone taken away in class.
[] Gotten suspended.
[X] Gotten caught chewing gum.
[ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test.
Total: 3

[x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times.
[x] Didn’t do homework over 5 times
[x] Turned at least 3 projects in late
[x] Missed school cause you felt like it.
[ ] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class.
Total : 4

[x] Got your mom / dad etc. to get you out of school.
[x] Texted people during class.
[x] Passed notes.
[X] Threw stuff across the room.
[X] Laughed at the teacher.

Total : 5

[x] Pulled down the fire alarm.
[x] Went on myspace , facebook , xanga , etc. on the computer at school.
[x] Took pictures during school hours.
[x] Called someone during school hours.
[x] Listened to an iPod , CD , etc. during class.
Total : 5

[x] Threw something at the teacher.
[x] Went outside the classroom without permission.
[x] Broke the dress code.
[x] Failed a class.
[x] Ate food during class.

Total : 5

[X] Gotten a call from school.
[ ] Couldn’t go on a field trip cause you behaved badly.
[X] Didn’t take your stuff to school.
[X] Gotten a detention and didn't go.
[X] Stuck up your middle finger at a teacher when they were not looking.
[X] Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear.
Total : 5

[X] Faked your parents signature.
[X] Slept in class.
[x] Cursed at a teacher to their face.
[X] Copied homework.

Total: 4

All total: 31

Multiply by 3
Then repost this as "I screwed up _93% of my teenage life"

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[x] Both of your parents are from Asia
[x] You were born in Asia
[ ] You use the term "Azn"
[ ] You think DDR is cool
[x] You've watched lots of anime
[ ] You like Korean drama
[ ] You have stuff hanging on your phone
[ ] You think your parents want you to marry within your own race
[ ] You eat rice almost everyday
[x] You drink lemon tea (iced ones)

X's so far: 4

[ ] You style your hair
[x] You have a bebo/myspace/friendster
[x] You speak languages other than English
[ ] Your parents are strict
[ ] Your parents have high expectations of you
[ ] You always get A's/B's on your report
[ ] You do Chemistry/Biology/Physics/Accounting
[x] You know your multiplication table
[x] You play badminton or table tennis or Irish Ping Pong
[ ] You've seen the Asian version The Ring/The Grudge

X's so far: 4

[x] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship
[ ] You own an Asian car (Honda, Toyota, etc)
[x] You're not the only child
[x] You've gotten little red envelopes around February (ANG PAOS!!!)
[x] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do
[ ] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted
[x] You can solve a Rubik's Cube
[x] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house
[x] You play video games

X's so far: 7

[] Everytime you're going out, your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home
[x] You have karaoke at home
[ ] You've been to a LAN more than 3 times
[x] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house
[x] You own a gaming console
[x] You don't wear shoes in your house
[x] You can use chopsticks
[x] You get nothing if you do well in school, but punished if you don't

X's so far: 6

[ ] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day
[x] You have Asian songs on your computer/iPod
[ ] You don't like football
[x] You like soccer.

X's so far: 2

[ ] You have a curfew
[ ] You know what ulzzang/tb means
[ ] You know what purikura is
[ ] you like bubble tea
[ ] Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come
[ ] You've played final fantasy
[ ] You believe in fortune cookies

X's so far:0

[x] You know what is bok choy
[ ] You've heard the song "Got rice?"
[x] You've had pocky/yan yan before
[ ] When you ask for your mum's permission she goes "Ask your dad" (sometimes)

Total X's: 2

Multiply your total score by 2 and put the subject as I am 50% Asian!

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Y

Rules:
1. Answer the questions as honestly as possible.
2. Post this as "Did That Happen To You?"
3. Tag 10 friends.
4. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing.
5. Have Fun!!!


1. What do you do if you are in the bathroom with a beetle flying around?
- step on it.

2. What do you do if you hear a song you like playing on the radio when you are all alone in the room?
- Listen it.

3. You want to speak to your crush badly. What is your pick up line?
- whats that?

4. What do you do if all your friends hate a particular band that you love?
- dont care.

5. What do you do when you trip and fall in front of many people?
- stand up and laugh at myself.

6. You forgot to do your multiple-choice question homework (the one whereby you have to choose 1 out of 4 options given to you as your answer) and your class starts in 5 minutes. What do you do?
- tikam.

7. You have bad breath and someone speaks to you. How do you react?
- eat sweet!! & drink lots and lots of water until im bloated.

8. You just finished gym and after a shower, you drop your underpants on the wet floor. What do you do?
- dont wear it.

9. What do you do if a personality quiz says that you have a lousy personality as your result?
- its all fake.

10. Your friend gave you the worst gift you have ever received and asks: Do you like it? How do you react?
- say thanks.

11.(Continued from question 10) What are you really thinking secretly inside?
- pink colour undergarments, with alot of insects....

12. A hot guy/girl keeps looking at you while you are on the bus. What are you secretly thinking inside?
- sleep while listening to music.

Shitted out @ 3:21 PM

Tuesday, March 3, 2009 Y

today got cip again. lucky get to skip math remedial but need to do that worksheet. it was so easy like shit. i finished it in 5 min. fast right? my first time leh. whateva. tdy got english test, then geography lesson super funny. mr ng tell us about condoms, spermicides and what anti-pregnancy pills. then jing xi ask how the sperm come out then mr ng say ask me chua. the jing xi say mr chua dont even know what is condoms. then mr ng say jing xi is gay. cip, ytd more fun. today like nothing like that. so boring. find books only. also cannot find anything. ate sweets in the library. slacked in the 2 floor. lina super hardworking. find the books until like the time is over she still finding. walked home with lina. then bathed and did the math hw.

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2/3/09 monday.

cip. did it with dionis, leah, joycelyn, daniel and kyrene. we sabo daniel and joycelyn do the counter thing. then me, leah, dionis and kyrene do the packaging of the books. finished at 4.30pm. then slacked at the 2 floor with joycelyn and daniel and joycelyn. took alot photos.
kyrene keep taking photos of under my skirt. too bad is white in colour. the light. hoho. too bad.
ciao. photos is posted on facebook.

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